Having Breakfast (Sarapan)

Ahmadinejad's Letter to Bush

2006-05-17T03:30:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has written President Bush an 18-page letter discussing religious values, history and international relations. Following is an unofficial translation from the original written in Farsi:

"Mr. George Bush, president of the United States of America

For some time now, I have been thinking, how one can justify the undeniable contradictions that exist in the international arena -- which are being constantly debated, especially in political forums and amongst university students. Many questions remain unanswered. Those have prompted me to discuss some of the contradictions and questions, in the hopes that it might bring about an opportunity to redress them.

Can one be a follower of Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him), the great Messenger of God,

Feel obliged to respect human rights,

Present liberalism as a civilization model,

Announce one's opposition to the proliferation of nuclear weapons and WMDs,

Make "War on Terror" his slogan,

And finally,

work towards the establishment of an unified international community -- a community which Christ and the virtuous of the Earth will one day govern,

But at the same time,

Have countries attacked. The lives, reputations and possessions of people destroyed and on the slight chance of the presence of a few criminals in a village, city, or convoy for example, the entire village, city or convoy set ablaze.

Or because of the possibility of the existence of WMDs in one country, it is occupied, around 100,000 people killed, its water sources, agriculture and industry destroyed, close to 180,000 foreign troops put on the ground, sanctity of private homes of citizens broken, and the country pushed back perhaps 50 years. At what price? Hundreds of billions of dollars spent from the treasury of one country and certain other countries and tens of thousands of young men and women -- as occupation troops -- put in harms way, taken away from family and loved ones, their hands stained with the blood of others, subjected to so much psychological pressure that everyday some commit suicide and those returning home suffer depression, become sickly and grapple with all sorts of ailments; while some are killed and their bodies handed to their families.

On the pretext of the existence of WMDs, this great tragedy came to engulf both the peoples of the occupied and the occupying country. Later it was revealed that no WMDs existed to begin with.

Of course, Saddam was a murderous dictator. But the war was not waged to topple him, the announced goal of the war was to find and destroy weapons of mass destruction. He was toppled along the way towards another goal; nevertheless the people of the region are happy about it. I point out that throughout the many years of the imposed war on Iran Saddam was supported by the West.

Mr. President,

You might know that I am a teacher. My students ask me how can these actions be reconciled with the values outlined at the beginning of this letter and duty to the tradition of Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him), the Messenger of peace and forgiveness?

There are prisoners in Guantanamo Bay that have not been tried, have no legal representation, their families cannot see them and are obviously kept in a strange land outside their own country. There is no international monitoring of their conditions and fate. No one knows whether they are prisoners, POWs, accused or criminals.

European investigators have confirmed the existence of secret prisons in Europe too. I could not correlate the abduction of a person, and him or her being kept in secret prisons, with the provisions of any judicial system. For that matter, I fail to understand how such actions correspond to the values outlined in the beginning of this letter, i.e. the teachings of Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him), human rights and liberal values.

Young people, university students, and ordinary people have many questions about the phenomenon of Israel. I am sure you are familiar with some of them.

Throughout history, many countries have been occupied, but I think the establishment of a new country with a new people, is a new phenomenon that is exclusive to our times.

Students are saying that 60 years ago such a country did not exist. They show old documents and globes and say try as we have, we have not been able to find a country named Israel.

I tell them to study the history of WWI and II. One of my students told me that during WWII, which more than tens of millions of people perished in, news about the war, was quickly disseminated by the warring parties. Each touted their victories and the most recent battlefront defeat of the other party. After the war they claimed that six million Jews had been killed. Six million people that were surely related to at least two million families. Again let us assume that these events are true. Does that logically translate into the establishment of the state of Israel in the Middle East or support for such a state? How can this phenomenon be rationalized or explained?

Mr. President,

I am sure you know how -- and at what cost -- Israel was established:

-- Many thousands were killed in the process.

-- Millions of indigenous people were made refugees.

-- Hundreds of thousands of hectares of farmland, olive plantations, towns and villages were destroyed.

This tragedy is not exclusive to the time of establishment; unfortunately it has been ongoing for 60 years now.

A regime has been established which does not show mercy even to kids, destroys houses while the occupants are still in them, announces beforehand its list and plans to assassinate Palestinian figures, and keeps thousands of Palestinians in prison. Such a phenomenon is unique -- or at the very least extremely rare -- in recent memory.

Another big question asked by the people is "why is this regime being supported?"

Is support for this regime in line with the teachings of Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him) or Moses (Peace Be Upon Him) or liberal values?

Or are we to understand that allowing the original inhabitants of these lands -- inside and outside Palestine -- whether they are Christian, Muslim or Jew, to determine their fate, runs contrary to principles of democracy, human rights and the teachings of prophets? If not, why is there so much opposition to a referendum?

The newly elected Palestinian administration recently took office. All independent observers have confirmed that this government represents the electorate. Unbelievingly, they have put the elected government under pressure and have advised it to recognize the Israeli regime, abandon the struggle and follow the programs of the previous government.

If the current Palestinian government had run on the above platform, would the Palestinian people have voted for it? Again, can such position taken in opposition to the Palestinian government be reconciled with the values outlined earlier? The people are, also asking "why are all UNSC resolutions in condemnation of Israel vetoed?"

Mr. President,

As you are well aware, I live amongst the people and am in constant contact with them -- many people from around the Middle East manage to contact me as well. They do not have faith in there dubious policies either. There is evidence that the people of the region are becoming increasingly angry with such policies.

It is not my intention to pose too many questions, but I need to refer to other points as well.

Why is it that any technological and scientific achievement reached in the Middle East region is translated into and portrayed as a threat to the Zionist regime? Is not scientific R&D one of the basic rights of nations?

You are familiar with history. Aside from the Middle Ages, in what other point in history has scientific and technical progress been a crime? Can the possibility of scientific achievements being utilized for military purposes be reason enough to oppose science and technology altogether? If such a supposition is true, then all scientific disciplines, including physics, chemistry, mathematics, medicine, engineering, etc, must be opposed.

Lies were told in the Iraqi matter. What was the result? I have no doubt that telling lies is reprehensible in any culture, and you do not like to be lied to.

Mr. President,

Don't Latin Americans have the right to ask why their elected government are being opposed and coup leaders supported? Or, Why must they constantly be threatened and live in fear?

The people of Africa are hard-working, creative and talented. They can play an important and valuable role in providing for the needs of humanity and contribute to its material and spiritual progress. Poverty and hardship in large parts of Africa are preventing this from happening. Don't they have the right to ask why their enormous wealth -- including minerals -- is being looted, despite the fact that they need it more than others?

Again, do such actions correspond to the teachings of Christ and the tenets of human rights?

The brave and faithful people of Iran too have many questions and grievances, including: the coup d'etat of 1953 and the subsequent toppling of the legal government of the day, opposition to the Islamic revolution, transformation of an Embassy into a headquarters supporting the activities of those opposing the Islamic Republic (many thousands of pages of documents corroborate this claim), support for Saddam in the war waged against Iran, the shooting down of the Iranian passenger plane, freezing the assets of the Iranian nation, increasing threats, anger and displeasure vis-a-vis the scientific and nuclear progress of the Iranian nation (just when all Iranians are jubilant and celebrating their country's progress), and many other grievances that I will not refer to in this letter.

Mr. President,

September Eleven was a horrendous incident. The killing of innocents is deplorable and appalling in any part of the world. Our government immediately declared its disgust with the perpetrators and offered its condolences to the bereaved and expressed its sympathies.

All governments have a duty to protect the lives, property and good standing of their citizens. Reportedly your government employs extensive security, protection and intelligence systems -- and even hunts its opponents abroad. September eleven was not a simple operation. Could it be planned and executed without coordination with intelligence and security services -- or their extensive infiltration? Of course this is just an educated guess. Why have the various aspects of the attacks been kept secret? Why are we not told who botched their responsibilities? And, why aren't those responsible and the guilty parties identified and put on trial?

All governments have a duty to provide security and peace of mind for their citizens. For some years now, the people of your country and neighbors of world trouble spots do not have peace of mind. After 9.11, instead of healing and tending to the emotional wounds of the survivors and the American people -- who had been immensely traumatized by the attacks -- some Western media only intensified the climate of fear and insecurity -- some constantly talked about the possibility of new terror attacks and kept the people in fear. Is that service to the American people? Is it possible to calculate the damages incurred from fear and panic?

American citizens lived in constant fear of fresh attacks that could come at any moment and in any place. They felt insecure in the street, in their place of work and at home. Who would be happy with this situation? Why was the media, instead of conveying a feeling of security and providing peace of mind, giving rise to a feeling of insecurity?

Some believe that the hype paved the way -- and was the justification -- for an attack on Afghanistan. Again I need to refer to the role of media. In media charters, correct dissemination of information and honest reporting of a story are established tenets. I express my deep regret about the disregard shown by certain Western media for these principles. The main pretext for an attack on Iraq was the existence of WMDs. This was repeated incessantly -- for the public to finally believe -- and the ground set for an attack on Iraq.

Will the truth not be lost in a contrived and deceptive climate? Again, if the truth is allowed to be lost, how can that be reconciled with the earlier mentioned values?

Is the truth known to the Almighty lost as well?

Mr. President,

In countries around the world, citizens provide for the expenses of governments so that their governments in turn are able to serve them.

The question here is "what has the hundreds of billions of dollars, spent every year to pay for the Iraqi campaign, produced for the citizens?"

As Your Excellency is aware, in some states of your country, people are living in poverty. Many thousands are homeless and unemployment is a huge problem. Of course these problems exist -- to a larger or lesser extent -- in other countries as well. With these conditions in mind, can the gargantuan expenses of the campaign -- paid from the public treasury -- be explained and be consistent with the aforementioned principles?

What has been said, are some of the grievances of the people around the world, in our region and in your country. But my main contention -- which I am hoping you will agree to some of it -- is:

Those in power have a specific time in office and do not rule indefinitely, but their names will be recorded in history and will be consistently judged in the immediate and distant futures.

The people will scrutinize our presidencies. Did we manage to bring peace, security and prosperity for the people or insecurity and unemployment?

Did we intend to establish justice or just supported special interest groups, and by forcing many people to live in poverty and hardship made a few people rich and powerful -- thus trading the approval of the people and the Almighty with theirs?

Did we defend the rights of the underprivileged or ignore them?

Did we defend the rights of all people around the world or imposed wars on them, interfered illegally in their affairs, established hellish prisons and incarcerated some of them?

Did we bring the world peace and security or raised the specter of intimidation and threats?

Did we tell the truth to our nation and others around the world or presented an inverted version of it?

Were we on the side of people or the occupiers and oppressors?

Did our administrations set out to promote rational behavior, logic, ethics, peace, fulfilling obligations, justice, service to the people, prosperity, progress and respect for human dignity or the force of guns, Intimidation, insecurity, disregard for the people, delaying the progress and excellence of other nations, and trample on people's rights?

And finally, they will judge us on whether we remained true to our oath of office -- to serve the people, which is our main task, and the traditions of the prophets -- or not?

Mr. President,

How much longer can the world tolerate this situation?

Where will this trend lead the world to?

How long must the people of the world pay for the incorrect decisions of some rulers?

How much longer will the specter of insecurity -- raised from the stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction -- hunt the people of the world?

How much longer will the blood of the innocent men, women and children be spilled on the streets, and people's houses destroyed over their heads?

Are you pleased with the current condition of the world?

Do you think present policies can continue?

If billions of dollars spent on security, military campaigns and troop movement were instead spent on investment and assistance for poor countries, promotion of health, combating different diseases, education and improvement of mental and physical fitness, assistance to the victims of natural disasters, creation of employment opportunities and production, development projects and poverty alleviation, establishment of peace, mediation between disputing states, and extinguishing the flames of racial, ethnic and other conflicts, were would the world be today? Would not your government and people be justifiably proud?

Would not your administration's political and economic standing have been stronger?

And I am most sorry to say, would there have been an ever increasing global hatred of the American government?

Mr. President, it is not my intention to distress anyone.

If Prophet Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ishmael, Joseph, or Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him) were with us today, how would they have judged such behavior? Will we be given a role to play in the promised world, where justice will become universal and Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him) will be present? Will they even accept us?

My basic question is this: Is there no better way to interact with the rest of the world? Today there are hundreds of millions of Christians, hundreds of millions of Muslims and millions of people who follow the teachings of Moses (Peace Be Upon Him). All divine religions share and respect one word and that is "monotheism" or belief in a single God and no other in the world.

The Holy Koran stresses this common word and calls on all followers of divine religions and says: (3.64) Say: O followers of the Book! come to an equitable proposition between us and you that we shall not serve any but Allah and (that) we shall not associate aught with Him, and (that) some of us shall not take others for lords besides Allah; but if they turn back, then say: Bear witness that we are Muslims. (The Family of Imran)

Mr. President,

According to divine verses, we have all been called upon to worship one God and follow the teachings of divine Prophets.

"To worship a God which is above all powers in the world and can do all He pleases." "the Lord which knows that which is hidden and visible, the past and the future, knows what goes on in the Hearts of His servants and records their deeds."

"The Lord who is the possessor of the heavens and the earth and all universe is His court" "planning for the universe is done by His hands, and gives His servants the glad tidings of mercy and forgiveness of sins" "He is the companion of the oppressed and the enemy of oppressors" "He is the Compassionate, the Merciful" "He is the recourse of the faithful and guides them towards the light from darkness" "He is witness to the actions of His servants" "He calls on servants to be faithful and do good deeds, and asks them to stay on the path of righteousness and remain steadfast" "Calls on servants to heed His prophets and He is a witness to their deeds" "A bad ending belongs only to those who have chosen the life of this world and disobey Him and oppress His servants" and "A good land and eternal paradise belong to those servants who fear His majesty and do not follow their lascivious selves."

We believe a return to the teachings of the divine prophets is the only road leading to salvation and have been told that Your Excellency follows the teachings of Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) and believes in the divine promise of the rule of the righteous on Earth.

We also believe that Jesus Christ (Peace Be Upon Him) was one of the great prophets of the Almighty. He has been repeatedly praised in the Koran. Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) has been quoted in Koran as well: (19.36) And surely Allah is my Lord and your Lord, therefore serve Him; this is the right path.

Service to and obedience of the Almighty is the credo of all divine messengers.

The God of all people in Europe, Asia, Africa, America, the Pacific and the rest of the world is one. He is the Almighty who wants to guide and give dignity to all His servants. He has given greatness to Humans.

We again read in the Holy Book: "The Almighty God sent His prophets with miracles and clear signs to guide the people and show them divine signs and purify them from sins and pollutions. And He sent the Book and the balance so that the people display justice and avoid the rebellious."

All of the above verses can be seen, one way or the other, in the Good Book as well.

Divine prophets have promised:

The day will come when all humans will congregate before the court of the Almighty, so that their deeds are examined, The good will be directed towards Haven and evildoers will meet divine retribution. I trust both of us believe in such a day, but it will not be easy to calculate the actions of rulers, because we must be answerable to our nation and all others whose lives have been directly or indirectly affected by our actions.

All prophets, speak of peace and tranquillity for man -- based on monotheism, justice and respect for human dignity.

Do you not think that if all of us come to believe in and abide by these principles, that is, monotheism, worship of God, justice, respect for the dignity of man, belief in the Last Day, we can overcome the present problems of the world -- that are the result of disobedience to the Almighty and the teachings of prophets -- and improve our performance?

Do you not think that belief in these principles promotes and guarantees peace, friendship and justice?

Do you not think that the aforementioned written or unwritten principles are universally represented?

Will you not accept this invitation? That is, a genuine return to the teachings of prophets, to monotheism and justice, to preserve human dignity and obedience to the Almighty and His prophets?

Mr. President,

History tells us that repressive and cruel governments do not survive. God has entrusted the fate of men to them. The Almighty has not left the universe and humanity to their own devices. Many things have happened contrary to the wishes and plans of governments. These tell us that there is a higher power at work and all events are determined by Him.

Can one deny the signs of change in the world today?

Is the situation of the world today comparable to that of 10 years ago? Changes happen fast and come at a furious pace.

The people of the world are not happy with the status quo and pay little heed to the promises and comments made by a number of influential world leaders. Many people around the world feel insecure and oppose the spreading of insecurity and war and do not approve of and accept dubious policies.

The people are protesting the increasing gap between the haves and the have-nots and the rich and poor countries.

The people are disgusted with increasing corruption.

The people of many countries are angry about the attacks on their cultural foundations and the disintegration of families. They are equally dismayed with the fading of care and compassion. The people of the world have no faith in international organizations, because their rights are not advocated by these organizations.

Liberalism and Western-style democracy have not been able to help realize the ideals of humanity. Today these two concepts have failed. Those with insight can already hear the sounds of the shattering and fall of the ideology and thoughts of the Liberal democratic systems.

We increasingly see that people around the world are flocking towards a main focal point -- that is the Almighty God. Undoubtedly through faith in God and the teachings of the prophets, the people will conquer their problems. My question for you is: "Do you not want to join them?"

Mr. President,

Whether we like it or not, the world is gravitating towards faith in the Almighty and justice and the will of God will prevail over all things.

Source: Washington Post

I Love You in 100 Languages

2006-04-25T02:35:00.000-07:00

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M’bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T’estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki’
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Frisian - Ik hâ¬¤ fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S’agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing’I Love You’)
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu di Â Â
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

Honey and Weight Loss

2006-03-02T19:21:00.000-08:00

Everyday in the morning, half-an-hour before breakfast on an empty stomach and at night before sleeping, drink honey and cinnamon powder boiled in one-cup water. If taken regularly, it reduces the weight of even the most obese person. Also drinking of this mixture regularly does not allow fat to accumulate in the body even though the person my eat a high calorie diet.

Common Mistakes in New Relationships

2006-02-25T05:47:00.000-08:00

The first year of a romantic relationship carries a lot of power. By the end of that year, the tenor of your relationship is established, as is your quality as a partner. She'll pretty much know if you're lazy, a pushover or uncaring in the long run. That's why in the first year, it's important to watch your behavior around her. Don't set her expectations too high, and don't try to fit her mold of the perfect boyfriend. This applies to the entire year, be it in the first, third or 10th month. Here are the 10 biggest mistakes men make in that most critical year.

10. You shower her with gifts

Many men equate spending money on a woman with making her like him more. Buying her many, often expensive, presents or getting her something for every occasion, no matter how trivial, is a deadly mistake. It suggests a man has little to offer other than what's in his checking account. Worse still, the woman may begin to expect gifts from him all the time. Close your wallet and give her something priceless: yourself. Furthermore, you shouldn't always pay on dates. It's the age of equality. If women expect to be paid the same as men, they should expect to pull their own weight as well. Being a gentleman is fine, but don't spoil her by footing every bill.

9. You spend all your free time with her

There are two major dangers with this one. First, you forgo your social life, which you need to maintain for your own well-being. If you don't see your buddies anymore, you should be worried. Remember, they may not stick around forever. Second, you smother her own personal time, which she also values. This formula will easily make you sick of each other.

8. You let her make all the plans

Not only do women dislike men who can't take initiative, they actually hate taking it themselves. Shirking all the decisions on to her does not emit respect or an easy-going attitude. It shows lack of backbone. Go ahead and choose what to eat, where you'll go and what you'll wear. There's a fine line between compromise and indecisiveness.

Learn to say "no" sometimes. Maybe you want to spare her feelings; maybe you want to avoid her wrath; but both are poor excuses to become a pushover. If you disagree with something, you have to tell her. If you don't like something, it's not right for you to "take it." Before you know it, you'll be her lapdog and her personal chauffeur. And all you'll earn is derision, not respect.

7. You meet friends and family early on

It's unavoidable: whenever you meet her friends or family, your every breath, move and word will be under close scrutiny. It's a mistake to get to know those close to her before you know her well enough. Establish a comfortable rapport with her first, and you'll be more at ease when you meet them. Just as important, don't let the friends and family influence your relationship. Let them learn to like you in time.

6. You don't come clean about your past

Whatever skeletons you're hiding, they'll come out sooner or later. You should tell her of any addictions you have had or still have, if you've been married, if you have an STD and so forth. Granted, this doesn't all need to be revealed at once.

5. You avoid confrontation

Communication is often the solution to solving problems, so if you avoid talking about them, they'll only get bigger. A small argument now is much better than a painful fight later. Avoiding confrontation also means agreeing with her dismissively but not sticking to your word. For instance, if she says, "Don't fart around me," and you say, "Okay," mean it

4. You take her for granted

In order to keep the glow of a relationship alive, seduction needs to be a lifelong effort. One of the biggest traps men fall into is getting too comfortable with a woman. You stop taking her out on dates. You no longer care about your appearance. You stop being attentive, ignoring details about her and missing important things she may say in passing. If your woman is special to you, show it. Always treat her like it's your first month together.

3. You always initiate sex

A man should show initiative chiefly outside the bedroom. When it comes to sex, it should be an equal game. Don't let the burden of starting sex fall entirely on you. Coax her into bringing out her inner beast once in a while. She may even discover a roaring sensuality she never knew she had, and enrich your sex lives that much more.

2. You forgive all her mistakes too easily

She should be on her best behavior during your first year together, so you shouldn't let her annoying habits slide. She will get used to them, or worse yet, make them even more grating. If not shaving her legs irks you, let her know. You should never tolerate annoying behavior, such as screaming at you or making fun of you in public. If you sweep it all under the rug, it will blow up eventually.

1. You tell her you love her too soon and too often

These three little words demand a prodigious amount of frugality, lest they become meaningless. Yes, women long to hear it all the time, but its overuse will jade even the most demanding of romantics. Save it for very rare occasions; make her beg for them. And only say them when you really, really mean it.

A yearlong effort

Maintaining a good relationship demands work and attention, and that means attending to yourself as well. Making the mistakes outlined here can set a precedent in your relationship and potentially jeopardize its success in the future. So be alert and start off on the right foot.

Source http://love.ivillage.com/

Decent SMS Messages

2006-02-07T11:05:00.000-08:00

• U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what
you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face :)

• Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

• If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
• Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
• Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!
• This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
• -there is a long ,
long trail a winding
-into the lands of my dreams
-where the nightmare is singing
-and white moon beams
-a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true........
• Never cry for those who donot deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry
• In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right
• DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET
• U-ME=NOTHING
U+ME=EVERYTHING
I LOVE U
• Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...
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Question:
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How much love in your heart for me?
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100% then call me.
50% then send message me.
25% then only ring.
0% no answer.( if it happens it means that line is busy try later.)
• " Always remember, a true friend is someone who
reaches for your hand and touches your heart"
• "LOVE IS LIFE
&
IF U MISS LOVE
U MISS LIFE
LOVE IS AMAZING
LOVE IS DIVINE
IT IS EVERY THING
THAT MAKES LIFE WORTHWHILE .
• science haz proved that SugaR melts in water......so plzzzz...DONT walk in rain ..otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!!
• Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
• Wen nites r long & frinds r few, i sit by my window & think of u.... A silent whisper a silent tear....with all my heart i wish u were here
• Love is like a mountain,
hard to climb,
but once you get to the top
the view is beautiful
• Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.
• Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1
• Long, long afterward, in an Lake
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
"The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend.
I know our friendship will never end."
• MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS
• Life brings "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum"how long it last "Na Tum Jano Na Hum"but "Hum Saath Saath Hain"n always remember "Ma Hoon Na".
• Some one is loving u

caring for u

Watching over u

Protecting u

GUESS who

A*L*L*A*H
• SEA CAN BE DRY .
MOUNTAIN CAN BE FLY.
U CAN FORGET ME .
BUT NEVER CAN I.....
• FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found
• SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this
• if one star will fall everytime i miss you... all stars will be out of the sky now.... so if ever there will be no stars tonight it's all your fault..... u made me miss you so much!!!!
• Every time I say 'how are you?' my heart says 'I care for you.'. Everytime I ask 'how have you been?' my heart whispers 'I miss you'
• Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'
• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
• Don't cry in Love coz 4 whom u r crying does not deserve ur tears & the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!!
• Løvë î§ wëñ ü tåkë åwå¥ thë ƒëëlîñg thë Þå§§îøñ thë ®ømåñçë..& ü ƒîñd øüt.. ü §tîll çå®ë 4 thë Þë®§øñ...!!
• People Live, People Die. People Laugh, People Cry. Some Give Up and Some Will Try. Some Say Hi and Some Say Bye!. Others May Forget You! But Never Will i
• You can win me ,you can lose me but never try 2 use me
• May allah sain increase your happiness like price of petrol n decrease your sorrows like cloth of bipasha basu. Be happy take pepsi n lasii
• I Don't Feel the Miles Between US...
When I Think Of You...
• One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
• "Sadness is beautiful!!!!!!!! Loneliness is tragically".
• The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
• Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
• SHOOT FOR THE MOON
EVEN IF U MISS
U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS
• "There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from
failure."
• Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart...
• Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on How tall it could be,But on how deep the roots have grown.
• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
• I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked" What is your wish of today?"
I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message"
GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "
• LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL
ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT
I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
HE SAID " NO"
"BUT WHY"
He said "Angelz dont take care of angelz"
• HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

Flirt SMS Messages

2006-02-07T11:03:00.000-08:00

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...

Life is much brighter with you around !

Don't let your mind rule over your heart.

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!

Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .

I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

If love is blind, how will she find me ?

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !

I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me Love is the best thing you ever had.

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Are you free for the rest of your life?

If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!

If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Friendship SMS Messages

2006-02-07T11:00:00.000-08:00

• "For it was not into my ear you whispered - but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed - but my soul."
• Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !

• "If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were."
• In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
• "Friendship often ends in love; but love ends in friendship - NEVER."
Submitted By : Unknown, Submitted On : Oct 23, 2005
• In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !
• Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
• Where ever
When ever
What ever
Always Remember
I m here for U for ever !
DEFINITELY U !
• Heart is like Crystal, Preserve it
Love is like perfume, Spread it
Feelings are like flood, Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella, share it
• I have a pair of Eyes But can t See U every day.
I have a pair of Ears But can t hear your voice every time.
But I have only 1 heart that cares 4 u every day !
• NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !
• Sacrifice everything for a Friend
But don't Sacrifice a friend for Anything.
• Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.
• Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile
• There are 3 Chambers in My Heart
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
One for God
What about U ?
Sorry No place for u in my Heart ! !
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT
• I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?
DEFINITELY U !
• Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE still Loves to seen u Smiling
• People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend.
• All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U
• Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.
• Some people cannot understand,
A friend you've never met.
But then I guess they've never had
A Friendship on the Net.
• We tell each other our problems,
we make each other smile.
I worry if you haven't e-mailed,
or sent a message in a while.
• I don't remember where we met,
or how or when or why.
I only knew that when we did
I found in you a "Friend."
• A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock
• To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called "friendship"
• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
• there r losts of people around u some of them r important 4 u, out of these some people few r more important 4 u and out of these few people 1 is most important 4 u and 4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
• Words begin with ....A....B....C....Number begin with....1....2....3....Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....BUT....? FRIENDSHIP begins with....''You&Me''
• "friends"
are
like
balloons
once u let them go
u cant ever get them
back
dats y i ll tie u
tight tu my heart
u r precious to lose
• heart is lyk a crystal,preserve it!
luv is lyk perfume,spread it!
feeling are lyk flood,flow it!
friendship is lyk an umbrella,cum lets share it!
• "one friend is better in life
two are many
three hardly possible"
• "A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,
HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE"
• when clouds break rain falls. when coconut break water falls. when love break tears falss but when friendship break life falls so never break friendship.
• DOSTI KE CEMENT KE BEGHER YEH ZINDAGI KI DEWAR KAMZOR HAI
• a friend gives hope wen ur life is low,
a friend is place wen u hav no place to go,
a friend is a precious,
a friend is """"""""""u""""""""""
• My heart's like an open book,
it depends on how u read me.
Don"t judge me by my cover..
Look in and discover..
i will be ur True friend
for ever...
• I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have
you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone
like you.
• True frndz r those Who Care widout hesitation,Remember widout Limitation,4give widout any Explanation & Love even wid little Communication!!!
• I Like U itna U Like me Jitna
I Like U jaB tak U Like me Tab tak
U Like me Jane kaB tak
BUt
I Like U marte Dam tak!!!!!!!
• We cøü£d £êå®ñ å £ø± f®øm c®åyoñ§: §øme ® §hå®p, §ømê ® p®ê±±y, §ømê ® dü££, §ømê håvê wêi®d ñåmê§, åñd a££ ® diffê®êñ± cø£ø®§... bü± ±hêy å££ håvê ±ø £êå®ñ ±ø £ive iñ ±he §åmê bøx
• A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
• My friendship is like an onion, which has many layers in it, it will add taste to ur life, but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in ur eyes.....
• Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
• Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!
• Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
• ***** VACANCY*****

POST:
True Friend

ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring

DUTY:
To Love

EXPERIENCE:
Not Required

SALARY:
Never Ending Love

JOINING:
Immediately

" R U INTERESTED? "
• Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****
• A friend is like a pillow u can hug wen u r in trouble cry wen u r in pain n embrace wen u r happy wen u need a friend so............
buy a pillow......
• Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
• "Friends are the sunshine of life! Thanks for brightening my world with the warmth of your friendship!"
• GOD picked up a flower
n dipped it in dew
he lovingly touched it
which turned into u
then he gifted to me n said
THIS FRIEND IS 4 U....:)
• I Wont Promise to be your Friend Forever,
Coz I Wont Live That Long...
But Let Me Be Your Friend
As Long As I Live...!
Forever.
• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
• Stars has Five ends ...Square has four ends ... Triangle has three ends ... Line has two ends ... Life has one end ... but Circule of our Friendship has no End.
• If I GoT Ur SmIl3,
I dNt Ne3d FlOw3rS,
If I GoT Ur VoIc3,
I dNt Ne3d MuSiC,
If U SpEaK 2 M3 I dNt AnYbDy ElS3,
If U r My FrNd I dNt Ne3d Th3 WoRlD.
• If u want 2b happy 4 A life, Get a date HAPPY 4 A WEEK gET A lover happy 4 a MONTH Get married happy 4 year IF U want happy 4 evr Get a friend LIKE ME...
• I Dont Ask More From The World.But Juzt a Friend.My Life Seems 2 Be Nothing,But Juzt a Dead Rose.Which Needs Sum1 2 Make it alive.I C That Friend in You.Can u Be The 1??
• DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall..
• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends
• I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
• The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you
• A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
• FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
• FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
• There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
• 1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.
• We can never say how far our friendship would go and how long we'll stay together. All I know is that even if we'll be miles apart, you'll forever remain in my heart.
• Days r empty wen I dont hear somthin frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u.
• Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
• If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
• FRIENDSHIP IS A CHAIN WHICH ROUND TWO HEARTS TOGETHER
• HOW CAN U TELL THE RAIN NOT 2 FALL WHEN CLOUDS EXIST ?? HOW CAN U TELL THE LEAVES NOT 2 FALL WHEN WIND EXIST ?? HOW CAN U TELL ME NOT 2 FALL IN FRIENDSHIP WHEN U EXIST??

Funny SMS Messages

2006-02-07T10:52:00.000-08:00

• The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
• Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that
reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
• How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing
• CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting
further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
• Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
• This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will
be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile
will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
• life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
• Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
• Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
• I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
• You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.

• This messege can only b read by a CUTe person

Try again ..................

Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................

Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE

• 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!
• Passwords r like underwear: change them often
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
• Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
• If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
• Unite against togetherness!
• Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
• when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot
• One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
• The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?
• im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Love SMS Messages

2006-02-07T10:45:00.000-08:00

Here are our all time favourite love text messages! Short, Cute and Sweet:) Don't delay to send them for free to your loved ones...

You can use sweet text messages to flirt about your love and admiration for someone while expressing your true feelings...

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!

I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.

One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

You need Money to call someone Honey.

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

I håtê SmîîÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU

Miss You SMS Messages

2006-02-07T10:43:00.000-08:00

• I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day.
• Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.

• ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ

DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER

YEAH

I MISS U
• Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...

"noh ss!w !"

It didn't made sense until u read it upside down
• i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
• Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.

• Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.
• HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...
• Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
• I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!
• M¥_çålçülåtîøñ§_å®ë_Ù+M€=Ù$!_
• I heared some whisper ur name,
but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U !
• TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HA
• I
M
I
S
S
...
U
...
V
...
M
U
C
H
...
missing u is only da half story hope
da other half is U
MISS me too.....
• Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'
• • There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*
• When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at you,
ur heart beat tells you something true,
That some 1 badly missing you!!
• 9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
n learn to say
.
.
.
u miss me
• "Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
• Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
• I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
• The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
• jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....
• If you feel tired and Pain in ur legs...
Its Just because you come and go Many times in my Mind, miss You !!
• I sent my cares 2 the wind n asked the wind to pass them 2 u,
when u feel the wind blowing against ur face
thatz ME saying....
Take Good Care,
I MISS U........
• Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B'coz.........
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you

( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )
("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")

" I MISS YOU"
• Every time I say 'how are you?' my heart says 'I care for you.'. Everytime I ask 'how have you been?' my heart whispers 'I miss you'
• woke up with tears in my eyes i keep on wondering why? and i realize...
that's because i'm missing a nice and true friend like you...
• I Looked at my back, I thought I saw u. i Listened eaGerly cOz i thought I hearD u,but NO u were not there. This made me realized only one thing..Damn! I misS u!
• Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!
• u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind.........but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS....
• Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time

I Miss U All The Time
• Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.

Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
• Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor your relatives. Its not even your bestfriend nor your closests pal. Its just the simple ordinary me, who misses the extraordinary.
• My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
• 2 DA WORLD U MAY B JUST PERSON BUT 2 1 PERSON U MAY B DA WORLD!!
• I miss u in every beats of my heart,in every blink of my eyes,in every second of time and in every moments of the day.
• I've been wondering why you're not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.
• If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.
• You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.
• You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.
• It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.
• You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.
• Press down if you miss me
.
.
.
So U Miss Me
.
.
.
Ok You Can Stop
.
.
.
Still Pressing
.
.
.
Well, I miss you too.
• When im not messaging or calling u,u don’t think im not missing u but im giving u chance 2 miss me.
• To b disturbed by the beep of ur mobile only means that some how some where some how some one is thinking you .and this moment its me missing u always
• sumtimes i frgt 2 say hi,sumtimes i frgt 2 reply,sumtimes my msg doesnt rch u,bt it doesnt mean i frgt u.im just gvng u time to miss me
• In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop Missing You!
• Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you & I Miss U!
• I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. Miss U!
• The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

Others SMS Messages

2006-02-07T10:39:00.000-08:00

• If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

• If i go 2 heaven & ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
• I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it
• I'm like a butterfly, pretty 2 see but hard 2 catch
• i can change the direction of winds but i can adjust my sails to reach my destination
• If the day comes when i die, and go up in the sky, as i m so far, i will write ur name on every star, so u look up and see how much u really mean to me.
• Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
• HI! Come on Mr. ,Y u r anoying me ,y don't u tell me who r u .i know u r very good person so u well tell me truly that who r u and how do u know and how u have my no.
• Kon kehta hai ke haath ki lakeeron se banti hai KISMAT. KISMAT to unn ki bhi hoti hai jin ke haath nahi hotey.
• SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
• u'r the ACCENT of my life,
ALTO of my dreams,
IKON of my eyes,
ZEN of my thoughts,
INDICA of my joys,
LANCER of my heart,

"CAN U CLEAR THIS traffic jam PLZ..."
• Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears, & cheers. But it dries up if left unthouched...Keep in touch always .
• Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

• When a man open the door of his car for his wife that’s mean, his car is new or wife
• U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
• Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.
• Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you.
• When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
• When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!”
• I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
• When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
• would we stay out of the world for a moment & the moment would become as long untill we get each other togather.
• Some things can be left undon, some words can be left unsaid, some feelings can be left unexpressed; but some one like u can never be left unremembered.
• Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so that s why they look so much like umbrellas.....
when you breath, you inspire.
• Ur SMILE can b compared 2a ROSE,
Ur VOICE can b compared 2a CUKOO,
Ur INOCENCE can b compared 2a KID,
but in STUPIDITY... U'hv no comparison! U R D BEST....

Greetings SMS Messages

2006-02-07T10:34:00.000-08:00

• Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....
• @}--}}--

Its a rose

For you ;-)

• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
• A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
• Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!
• When u find a DREAM
inside ur HEART...
don't ever let it go...
Coz dreams r the tiny seeds
frm which beautiful
2morrow
grows.
Hv a dreamful day!
• May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
• I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven't texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
• I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
• May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind...May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time...GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!
• Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast, but there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you. Smile and enjoy life!
• As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!
• Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you "HELLO" and wishing you to be safe all the time.
• Hey, good morning! Rise n shine! As u open ur eyes to greet d morning sun, I wish that you would be well n fine. :-)
• Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I've just given you a morning hug.
• Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's u dat I'm thinking of when I lay down at night. And ur d reason I can't sleep without sayin goodnight.
• Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast but there is always a time for me to say hello and good luck for a friend like you. Smile and enjoy life!
• The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day
• New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.
• Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
• A SIMPLE good evening becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given...Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
• A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face, telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, LIKED & APPRECIATED. So here's a BIG SMILE just 4 u...(",) GUD AM !
• A warm HELLO doesnt come from d lips, it comes from d heart; doesnt have 2 b told, it has 2 b shown; doesn't have 2 b given, it has 2 b sent.
• The texts u send me nite & day lyk jewels in my hart dey stay...And so 2 God I always pray d best of blessings be urs each day.
• MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C... DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE... "A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"
• GO HERE ! GO THERE ! GO EVERY WHERE ! , BUT THING IS THAT "TAKE CARE"
• I WANT 2 MAKE U HAPPY 'COZ SEEING U SMILING MAKE ME HAPPY !!
• Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tide with care and sealed with a prayer 2 keep u safe & happy all day long. Take Care!
• As the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams.
• They say life ends when you stop dreaming,hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.So dream,hope and love.Good night and have sweet dreams.
• Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to protect you always.Good night!
• Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
• LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night.
• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
• The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
• We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
• BLINKING STARS
FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE
• MASTER OF PUPPETS
Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
• THE SUN HAD RISED
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
• AS NITE FALLS
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
• LAZY BONE WAKE UP!
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
• DRACULA KISS
As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
• Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
• WINDOWS OF SOUL
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!
• COLD COLD NITE
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
• STARS LIGHT
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
• I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
• TIME 4 BED
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!
• NO MATTER
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!

Bersama Gusdur (ex-President) di New delhi

2005-12-19T02:19:00.000-08:00

ARSENAL FC TEAM

2005-12-07T07:22:00.000-08:00

CERPEN: CINTA LAKI-LAKI BIASA

2005-11-03T12:53:00.000-08:00

Karya Asma Nadia dari kumpulan cerpen Cinta Laki-laki Biasa

MENJELANG hari H, Nania masih saja sulit
mengungkapkan alasan kenapa dia mau menikah
dengan lelaki itu. Baru
setelah menengok ke belakang,
hari-hari yang dilalui, gadis cantik itu sadar,
keheranan yang terjadi bukan semata miliknya,
melainkan menjadi milik banyak orang; Papa dan Mama,
kakak-kakak, tetangga, dan teman-teman Nania. Mereka
ternyata sama herannya.

"Kenapa?" tanya mereka di hari Nania mengantarkan
surat undangan.

Saat itu teman-teman baik Nania sedang duduk di kantin
menikmati hari-hari sidang yang baru saja berlalu.
Suasana sore di kampus sepi.
Berpasang-pasang mata tertuju pada gadis itu.

Tiba-tiba saja pipi Nania bersemu merah, lalu matanya
berpijar bagaikan lampu neon limabelas watt. Hatinya
sibuk merangkai kata-kata yang barangkali beterbangan
di otak melebihi kapasitas. Mulut Nania terbuka.
Semua menunggu. Tapi tak ada apapun yang keluar dari
sana. Ia hanya menarik nafas, mencoba bicara dan?
menyadari, dia tak punya kata-kata!

Dulu gadis berwajah indo itu mengira punya banyak
jawaban, alasan detil dan spesifik, kenapa bersedia
menikah dengan laki-laki itu. Tapi kejadian di
kampus adalah kali kedua Nania yang pintar berbicara
mendadak gagap.
Yang pertama terjadi tiga bulan lalu saat Nania
menyampaikan keinginan Rafli untuk melamarnya. Arisan
keluarga Nania dianggap momen yang tepat karena
semua berkumpul, bahkan hingga generasi ketiga, sebab
kakak-kakaknya yang sudah berkeluarga membawa serta
buntut mereka.

"Kamu pasti bercanda!"
Nania kaget. Tapi melihat senyum yang tersungging di
wajah kakak tertua, disusul senyum serupa dari kakak
nomor dua, tiga, dan terakhir dari Papa dan Mama
membuat Nania menyimpulkan: mereka serius ketika
mengira Nania bercanda.

Suasana sekonyong-konyong hening. Bahkan
keponakan-keponakan Nania yang balita melongo dengan
gigi-gigi mereka yang ompong. Semua menatap Nania!
"Nania serius!" tegasnya sambil menebak-nebak, apa
lucunya jika Rafli memang melamarnya.

"Tidak ada yang lucu," suara Papa tegas, "Papa hanya
tidak mengira Rafli berani melamar anak Papa yang
paling cantik!"

Nania tersenyum. Sedikit lega karena kalimat Papa
barusan adalah pertanda baik. Perkiraan Nania tidak
sepenuhnya benar sebab setelah itu berpasang-pasang
mata kembali menghujaninya, seperti tatapan mata penuh
seleidik seisi ruang pengadilan pada tertuduh yang
duduk layaknya pesakitan.

"Tapi Nania tidak serius dengan Rafli, kan?" Mama
mengambil inisiatif bicara, masih seperti biasa dengan
nada penuh wibawa, "maksud Mama siapa
saja boleh datang melamar siapapun, tapi jawabannya
tidak harus iya, toh?"

Nania terkesima.
"Kenapa?"

Sebab kamu gadis Papa yang paling cantik.
Sebab kamu paling berprestasi dibandingkan kami. Mulai
dari ajang busana, sampai lomba beladiri. Kamu juga
juara debat bahasa Inggris, juara baca
puisi seprovinsi. Suaramu bagus!
Sebab masa depanmu cerah. Sebentar lagi kamu meraih
gelar insinyur. Bakatmu yang lain pun luar biasa.
Nania sayang, kamu bisa mendapatkan laki-laki
manapun yang kamu mau!

Nania memandangi mereka, orang-orang yang amat dia
kasihi, Papa, kakak-kakak, dan terakhir Mama. Takjub
dengan rentetan panjang uraian mereka atau satu kata
'kenapa' yang barusan Nania lontarkan.

"Nania Cuma mau Rafli," sahutnya pendek dengan airmata
mengambang di kelopak.
Hari itu dia tahu, keluarganya bukan sekadar tidak
suka, melainkan sangat tidak menyukai Rafli.
Ketidaksukaan yang mencapai stadium empat. Parah.

"Tapi kenapa?"
Sebab Rafli cuma laki-laki biasa, dari keluarga biasa,
dengan pendidikan biasa, berpenampilan biasa, dengan
pekerjaan dan gaji yang amat sangat biasa.

Bergantian tiga saudara tua Nania mencoba membuka
matanya. "Tak ada yang bisa dilihat pada dia, Nania!"

Cukup! Nania menjadi marah. Tidak pada tempatnya
ukuran-ukuran duniawi menjadi parameter kebaikan
seseorang menjadi manusia. Di mana iman, di mana
tawakkal hingga begitu mudah menentukan masa depan
seseorang dengan melihat pencapaiannya hari ini?

Sayangnya Nania lagi-lagi gagal membuka mulut dan
membela Rafli. Barangkali karena Nania memang tidak
tahu bagaimana harus membelanya. Gadis itu tak
punya fakta dan data konkret yang bisa membuat Rafli
tampak 'luar biasa'.
Nania Cuma punya idealisme berdasarkan perasaan yang
telah menuntun Nania menapaki hidup hingga umur
duapuluh tiga. Dan nalurinya menerima Rafli.
Di sampingnya Nania bahagia.

Mereka akhirnya menikah.

***

Setahun pernikahan.

Orang-orang masih sering menanyakan hal itu, masih
sering berbisik-bisik di belakang Nania, apa
sebenarnya yang dia lihat dari Rafli. Jeleknya,
Nania masih belum mampu juga menjelaskan
kelebihan-kelebihan Rafli agar tampak di mata mereka.

Nania hanya merasakan cinta begitu besar dari Rafli,
begitu besar hingga Nania bisa merasakannya hanya dari
sentuhan tangan, tatapan mata, atau cara
dia meladeni Nania. Hal-hal sederhana yang membuat
perempuan itu sangat bahagia.
"Tidak ada lelaki yang bisa mencintai sebesar cinta
Rafli pada Nania."

Nada suara Nania tegas, mantap, tanpa keraguan.
Ketiga saudara Nania hanya memandang lekat, mata
mereka terlihat tak percaya.
"Nia, siapapun akan mudah mencintai gadis secantikmu!"
"Kamu adik kami yang tak hanya cantik, tapi juga
pintar!"
"Betul. Kamu adik kami yang cantik, pintar, dan punya
kehidupan sukses!"

Nania merasa lidahnya kelu. Hatinya siap memprotes.
Dan kali ini dilakukannya sungguh-sungguh. Mereka tak
boleh meremehkan Rafli.
Beberapa lama keempat adik dan kakak itu beradu
argumen.

Tapi Rafli juga tidak jelek, Kak!
Betul. Tapi dia juga tidak ganteng kan?
Rafli juga pintar!
Tidak sepintarmu, Nania.
Rafli juga sukses, pekerjaannya lumayan.
Hanya lumayan, Nania. Bukan sukses. Tidak sepertimu.

Seolah tak ada apapun yang bisa meyakinkan
kakak-kakaknya, bahwa adik mereka beruntung
mendapatkan suami seperti Rafli. Lagi-lagi percuma.
"Lihat hidupmu, Nania. Lalu lihat Rafli! Kamu sukses,
mapan, kamu bahkan tidak perlu lelaki untuk
menghidupimu."

Teganya kakak-kakak Nania mengatakan itu semua.
Padahal adik mereka sudah menikah dan sebentar lagi
punya anak.
Ketika lima tahun pernikahan berlalu, ocehan itu tak
juga berhenti.
Padahal Nania dan Rafli sudah memiliki dua orang anak,
satu lelaki dan satu perempuan. Keduanya menggemaskan.
Rafli bekerja lebih rajin setelah
mereka memiliki anak-anak. Padahal itu tidak perlu
sebab gaji Nania lebih dari cukup untuk hidup senang.

"Tak apa," kata lelaki itu, ketika Nania memintanya
untuk tidak terlalu memforsir diri.
"Gaji Nania cukup, maksud Nania jika digabungkan
dengan gaji Abang."

Nania tak bermaksud menyinggung hati lelaki itu. Tapi
dia tak perlu khawatir sebab suaminya yang berjiwa
besar selalu bisa menangkap hanya maksud baik.
"Sebaiknya Nania tabungkan saja, untuk jaga-jaga. Ya?"

Lalu dia mengelus pipi Nania dan mendaratkan kecupan
lembut. Saat itu sesuatu seperti kejutan listrik
menyentakkan otak dan membuat pikiran Nania cerah.

Inilah hidup yang diimpikan banyak orang. Bahagia!

Pertanyaan kenapa dia menikahi laki-laki biasa, dari
keluarga biasa, dengan pendidikan biasa, berpenampilan
biasa, dengan pekerjaan dan gaji yang
amat sangat biasa, tak lagi mengusik perasaan Nania.
Sebab ketika bahagia, alasan-alasan menjadi tidak
penting.

Menginjak tahun ketujuh pernikahan, posisi Nania di
kantor semakin gemilang, uang mengalir begitu mudah,
rumah Nania besar, anak-anak pintar dan lucu, dan
Nania memiliki suami terbaik di dunia. Hidup perempuan
itu berada di puncak!

Bisik-bisik masih terdengar, setiap Nania dan Rafli
melintas dan bergandengan mesra. Bisik orang-orang di
kantor, bisik tetangga kanan dan kiri, bisik
saudara-saudara Nania, bisik Papa dan Mama.

Sungguh beruntung suaminya. Istrinya cantik.
Cantik ya? dan kaya!
Tak imbang!

Dulu bisik-bisik itu membuatnya frustrasi. Sekarang
pun masih, tapi Nania belajar untuk bersikap cuek
tidak peduli. Toh dia hidup dengan perasaan
bahagia yang kian membukit dari hari ke hari.

Tahun kesepuluh pernikahan, hidup Nania masih belum
bergeser dari puncak. Anak-anak semakin besar. Nania
mengandung yang ketiga. Selama kurun waktu
itu, tak sekalipun Rafli melukai hati Nania, atau
membuat Nania menangis.

***

Bayi yang dikandung Nania tidak juga mau keluar. Sudah
lewat dua minggu dari waktunya.
"Plasenta kamu sudah berbintik-bintik. Sudah tua,
Nania. Harus segera dikeluarkan!"

Mula-mula dokter kandungan langganan Nania memasukkan
sejenis obat ke dalam rahim Nania. Obat itu akan
menimbulkan kontraksi hebat hingga perempuan
itu merasakan sakit yang teramat sangat. Jika semuanya
normal, hanya dalam hitungan jam, mereka akan segera
melihat si kecil.

Rafli tidak beranjak dari sisi tempat tidur Nania di
rumah sakit. Hanya waktu-waktu shalat lelaki itu
meninggalkannya sebentar ke kamar mandi, dan
menunaikan shalat di sisi tempat tidur. Sementara
kakak-kakak serta orangtua Nania belum satu pun yang
datang.

Anehnya, meski obat kedua sudah dimasukkan, delapan
jam setelah obat pertama, Nania tak menunjukkan
tanda-tanda akan melahirkan. Rasa sakit dan
melilit sudah dirasakan Nania per lima menit, lalu
tiga menit. Tapi pembukaan berjalan lambat sekali.

"Baru pembukaan satu."
"Belum ada perubahan, Bu."
"Sudah bertambah sedikit," kata seorang suster empat
jam kemudian menyemaikan harapan.

"Sekarang pembukaan satu lebih sedikit."
Nania dan Rafli berpandangan. Mereka sepakat suster
terakhir yang memeriksa memiliki sense of humor yang
tinggi.

Tigapuluh jam berlalu. Nania baru pembukaan dua.
Ketika pembukaan pecah, didahului keluarnya darah,
mereka terlonjak bahagia sebab dulu-dulu
kelahiran akan mengikuti setelah ketuban pecah.
Perkiraan mereka meleset.

"Masih pembukaan dua, Pak!"
Rafli tercengang. Cemas. Nania tak bisa menghibur
karena rasa sakit yang sudah tak sanggup lagi
ditanggungnya. Kondisi perempuan itu makin
payah. Sejak pagi tak sesuap nasi pun bisa ditelannya.

"Bang?"
Rafli termangu. Iba hatinya melihat sang istri
memperjuangkan dua kehidupan.

"Dokter?"
"Kita operasi, Nia. Bayinya mungkin terlilit tali
pusar."

Mungkin?
Rafli dan Nania berpandangan. Kenapa tidak dari tadi
kalau begitu? Bagaimana jika terlambat?
Mereka berpandangan, Nania berusaha mengusir
kekhawatiran. Ia senang karena Rafli tidak melepaskan
genggaman tangannya hingga ke pintu kamar operasi.
Ia tak suka merasa sendiri lebih awal.

Pembiusan dilakukan, Nania digiring ke ruangan serba
putih. Sebuah sekat ditaruh di perutnya hingga dia
tidak bisa menyaksikan ketrampilan dokter-dokter itu.
Sebuah lagu dimainkan. Nania merasa berada dalam
perahu yang diguncang ombak. Berayun-ayun.
Kesadarannya naik-turun. Terakhir, telinga perempuan
itu sempat menangkap teriakan-teriakan di sekitarnya,
dan langkah-langkah cepat yang bergerak, sebelum
kemudian dia tak sadarkan
diri.

Kepanikan ada di udara. Bahkan dari luar Rafli bisa
menciumnya. Bibir lelaki itu tak berhenti melafalkan
zikir.

Seorang dokter keluar, Rafli dan keluarga Nania
mendekat.
"Pendarahan hebat."
Rafli membayangkan sebuah sumber air yang meluap,
berwarna merah.
Ada varises di mulut rahim yang tidak terdeteksi dan
entah bagaimana pecah!

Bayi mereka selamat, tapi Nania dalam kondisi kritis.
Mama Nania yang baru tiba, menangis. Papa termangu
lama sekali. Saudara-saudara Nania menyimpan isak,
sambil menenangkan orangtua mereka.

Rafli seperti berada dalam atmosfer yang berbeda.
Lelaki itu tercenung beberapa saat, ada rasa cemas
yang mengalir di pembuluh-pembuluh darahnya
dan tak bisa dihentikan, menyebar dan meluas cepat
seperti kanker.
Setelah itu adalah hari-hari penuh doa bagi Nania.

***

Sudah seminggu lebih Nania koma. Selama itu Rafli
bolak-balik dari kediamannya ke rumah sakit. Ia harus
membagi perhatian bagi Nania dan juga
anak-anak. Terutama anggota keluarganya yang baru, si
kecil. Bayi itu sungguh menakjubkan, fisiknya sangat
kuat, juga daya hisapnya. Tidak sampai
empat hari, mereka sudah oleh membawanya pulang.

Mama, Papa, dan ketiga saudara Nania terkadang ikut
menunggui Nania di rumah sakit, sesekali mereka ke
rumah dan melihat perkembangan si kecil. Walau tak
banyak, mulai terjadi percakapan antara pihak keluarga
Nania dengan Rafli.

Lelaki itu sungguh luar biasa. Ia nyaris tak pernah
meninggalkan rumah sakit, kecuali untuk melihat
anak-anak di rumah. Syukurnya pihak perusahaan tempat
Rafli bekerja mengerti dan memberikan izin penuh. Toh,
dedikasi Rafli terhadap kantor tidak perlu diragukan.

Begitulah Rafli menjaga Nania siang dan malam.
Dibawanya sebuah Quran kecil, dibacakannya dekat
telinga Nania yang terbaring di ruang ICU.
Kadang perawat dan pengunjung lain yang kebetulan
menjenguk sanak famili mereka, melihat lelaki dengan
penampilan sederhana itu bercakap-cakap dan
bercanda mesra.

Rafli percaya meskipun tidak mendengar, Nania bisa
merasakan kehadirannya.
"Nania, bangun, Cinta?"
Kata-kata itu dibisikkannya berulang-ulang sambil
mencium tangan, pipi dan kening istrinya yang cantik.

Ketika sepuluh hari berlalu, dan pihak keluarga mulai
pesimis dan berfikir untuk pasrah, Rafli masih
berjuang. Datang setiap hari ke rumah sakit, mengaji
dekat Nania sambil menggenggam tangan istrinya mesra.
Kadang lelaki itu membawakan buku-buku kesukaan Nania
ke rumah sakit dan membacanya dengan suara pelan.
Memberikan tambahan di bagian ini dan itu. Sambil
tak bosan-bosannya berbisik,
"Nania, bangun, Cinta?"

Malam-malam penantian dilewatkan Rafli dalam sujud dan
permohonan. Asalkan Nania sadar, yang lain tak jadi
soal. Asalkan dia bisa melihat lagi cahaya
di mata kekasihnya, senyum di bibir Nania, semua yang
menjadi sumber semangat bagi orang-orang di
sekitarnya, bagi Rafli.

Rumah mereka tak sama tanpa kehadiran Nania. Anak-anak
merindukan ibunya. Di luar itu Rafli tak memedulikan
yang lain, tidak wajahnya yang lama
tak bercukur, atau badannya yang semakin kurus akibat
sering lupa makan.

Ia ingin melihat Nania lagi dan semua antusias
perempuan itu di mata, gerak bibir, kernyitan kening,
serta gerakan-gerakan kecil lain di wajahnya
yang cantik. Nania sudah tidur terlalu lama.

Pada hari ketigapuluh tujuh doa Rafli terjawab. Nania
sadar dan wajah penat Rafli adalah yang pertama
ditangkap matanya.

Seakan telah begitu lama. Rafli menangis, menggenggam
tangan Nania dan mendekapkannya ke dadanya,
mengucapkan syukur berulang-ulang dengan
airmata yang meleleh.
Asalkan Nania sadar, semua tak penting lagi.

Rafli membuktikan kata-kata yang diucapkannya beratus
kali dalam doa. Lelaki biasa itu tak pernah lelah
merawat Nania selama sebelas tahun terakhir.
Memandikan dan menyuapi Nania, lalu mengantar
anak-anak ke sekolah satu per satu. Setiap sore
setelah pulang kantor, lelaki itu cepat-cepat menuju
rumah dan menggendong Nania ke teras, melihat senja
datang sambil memangku Nania seperti remaja belasan
tahun yang sedang jatuh cinta.

Ketika malam Rafli mendandani Nania agar cantik
sebelum tidur. Membersihkan wajah pucat perempuan
cantik itu, memakaikannya gaun tidur. Ia ingin
Nania selalu merasa cantik. Meski seringkali Nania
mengatakan itu tak perlu.
Bagaimana bisa merasa cantik dalam keadaan lumpuh?

Tapi Rafli dengan upayanya yang terus-menerus dan tak
kenal lelah selalu meyakinkan Nania, membuatnya
pelan-pelan percaya bahwa dialah perempuan paling
cantik dan sempurna di dunia. Setidaknya di mata
Rafli.

Setiap hari Minggu Rafli mengajak mereka sekeluarga
jalan-jalan keluar. Selama itu pula dia selalu
menyertakan Nania. Belanja, makan di restoran,
nonton bioskop, rekreasi ke manapun Nania harus ikut.
Anak-anak, seperti juga Rafli, melakukan hal yang
sama, selalu melibatkan Nania. Begitu bertahun-tahun.

Awalnya tentu Nania sempat merasa risih dengan
pandangan orang-orang di sekitarnya. Mereka semua yang
menatapnya iba, lebih-lebih pada Rafli
yang berkeringat mendorong kursi roda Nania ke sana
kemari. Masih dengan senyum
hangat di antara wajahnya yang bermanik keringat.

Lalu berangsur Nania menyadari, mereka, orang-orang
yang ditemuinya di jalan, juga tetangga-tetangga,
sahabat, dan teman-teman Nania tak puas hanya memberi
pandangan iba, namun juga mengomentari, mengoceh,
semua berbisik-bisik.

"Baik banget suaminya!"
"Lelaki lain mungkin sudah cari perempuan kedua!"
"Nania beruntung!"
"Ya, memiliki seseorang yang menerima dia apa adanya."
"Tidak, tidak cuma menerima apa adanya, kalian lihat
bagaimana suaminya memandang penuh cinta. Sedikit pun
tak pernah bermuka masam!"

Bisik-bisik serupa juga lahir dari kakaknya yang tiga
orang, Papa dan Mama.Bisik-bisik yang serupa dengungan
dan sempat membuat Nania makin
frustrasi, merasa tak berani, merasa?

Tapi dia salah. Sangat salah. Nania menyadari itu
kemudian. Orang-orang di luar mereka memang tetap
berbisik-bisik, barangkali selamanya akan
selalu begitu. Hanya saja, bukankah bisik-bisik itu
kini berbeda bunyi?

Dari teras Nania menyaksikan anak-anaknya bermain
basket dengan ayah mereka. Sesekali perempuan itu ikut
tergelak melihat kocak permainan.

Ya. Duapuluh dua tahun pernikahan. Nania
menghitung-hitung semua, anak-anak yang beranjak
dewasa, rumah besar yang mereka tempati, kehidupan
yang lebih
dari yang bisa dia syukuri. Meski tubuhnya tak
berfungsi sempurna. Meski kecantikannya tak lagi sama
karena usia, meski karir telah direbut takdir dari
tangannya.

Waktu telah membuktikan segalanya. Cinta luar biasa
dari laki-laki biasa yang tak pernah berubah, untuk
Nania.

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Diketik ulang oleh Juli Prasetio Utomo, 28 Juni 2005,
dengan pembenahan beberapa ejaan dan tanda baca.
Sumber : Milis ppiindia Fri, 15 Jul 2005 01:24:30 -0700 (PDT)

KUE PERNIKAHAN

2005-11-03T12:31:00.000-08:00

Bahan :
-1 pria sehat,
-1 wanita sehat,
-100% Komitmen,
-2 pasang restu orang tua,
-1 botol kasih sayang murni.

Bumbu :
-1 balok besar humor,
-25 gr rekreasi,
-1 bungkus doa,
-2 sendok teh telpon-telponan,
-5 kali ibadah/hari,
(Semuanya diaduk hingga merata dan mengembang).

Tips:
- Pilih pria dan wanita yang benar-benar matang danseimbang.
- Jangan yang satu terlalu tua dan yang lainnya terlalu muda karena dapat mempengaruhi kelezatan
(sebaiknya dibeli di toserba bernama TEMPAT IBADAH,walaupun agak jual> mahal tapi mutunya terjamin.)
- Jangan beli di pasar yang bernama DISKOTIK atauPARTY karena walaupun modelnya bagus dan harum baunya tapi kadang menipu konsumen atau kadangmenggunakan zat pewarna yang bisa merusak kesehatan.
- Gunakan Kasih sayang cap "DAKWAH" yang telahmendapatkan penghargaan ISO dari Departemen Kesehatan dan Kerohanian.

Cara Memasak:
- Pria dan Wanita dicuci bersih, buang semua masalalunya sehingga tersisa niat yang murni.
- Siapkan loyang yang telah diolesi dengan komitmendan restu orang tua secara merata.
- Masukkan niat yang murni kedalam loyang danpanggang dengan api merata sekitar 30 menit didepan penghulu.
- Biarkan di dalam loyang tadi dan sirami denganbumbunya.
- Kue siap dinikmati.

Catatan:
Kue ini dapat dinikmati oleh pembuatnya seumur hidupdan paling enak dinikmati dalam keadaan hangat. Tapi kalau sudah agak dingin, tambahkan lagi humorsegar secukupnya, rekreasi sesuai selera, serta beberapa potong doakemudian dihangatkan lagi di oven ber merek "Tempat Ibadah". Setelah mulai hangat, jangan lupa telepon-teleponanbila berjauhan.
Selamat mencoba, dijamin semuanya halal koq!.